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Crash and Burn

Crash and Burn
By NautiBitz

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Ten Reasons Why I Should Not Let Spike Lick Me All Over And Have His Way With Me, by Buffy Summers

1. He's a pig.


2. He knows he's hot.


3. He's *way* too big.


4. He's jobless, aimless, and when left to his own devices, is a slob.


5. He's dirty.


6. He's sexy.

"Uh hmm..."


6. He's too... too... He's a musician. Someday he'll have groupies. Naked ones.


7. He smokes.


8. He drinks.




9. Mmmmmrrrrrrhhhhhh

"Unh! Unh! UNH!" Buffy arched off her bed, three of her fingers buried deep and thrusting, another two twisting a nipple.

She trembled, shook and licked her lips, that unholy growl echoing in her brain.

"Oh god," she whispered, eyes shut, "Oh god oh god oh god..."

Then she exhaled, slow and long.

10. He's in love with someone else.

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