Author: NautiBitz (nautibitz.com/contact.html)
Show | Pairing | Rating: Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Spike/Buffy | NC-17/M (not for kids)
Summary: Mid-Season 3, Spike and Buffy get drunk,
pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament.
Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons,
Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked!
Timeline: Season 3. Fits after Buffy being all sad in the end montage of 'Lover's Walk', but before Spike drives away.
Originally Published/Completed: August 2002/December 2002 (Revised: Sept. 2007)
Genres: Comedy, Smut, Romance, Awesomeness
Length: 5 chapters | 13,652 words
Awards Won: "Outstanding NC-17 Series" Award from the Fancy Me Yours Awards, "Best Series" and "Best Smut" Award from the Immortal Moonlight Awards and the "Funniest Buffy Fic " Award from The Funnies, and more. See 'em in all their shiny glory here.
Author's Note: This fic is based on a You Got the Stones? challenge from Ragna: "Take any two characters
and have them pass out drunk next to each other on a bed. In the morning, one of their enemies has them held hostage, handcuffed to each other and to the bed."
Special Thanks: To my beta readers on the last two chapters, Rabid, KJ Draft and harmonyfb.
Thanks also to Eunice for the constant reminders that I had a story to finish.
Distribution: Links only, please. Do not reprint. Do not post translations. Thanks!
Disclaimer: Buffy, Spike and Sunnydale, et al, are property of Mutant Enemy and 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. I merely use them as pawns in my perverse fantasies, and sometimes for chores.
Rights: I do not own these characters or the worlds they inhabit. However, the text I have written is not YOURS to paste into your own fic in any way, shape or form. That is called plagiarism, and it is not cool. Not that YOU would ever do that, because YOU are awesome. Obviously. :)
Feedback: I yearn.